Following the recent news that customers of QuadrigaCX had lost access to millions of dollars worth of cryptocurrency, DrunCoin has decided to assemble a plan to avoid a similar situation. Lengthy discussion led us to the conclusion that the most sensible approach was to begin work on a cure for death.
Because curing death is obviously a very complex project, we know it will not be complete overnight. Our more immediate solution is to require that leadership sign contracts committing to remain alive. Dying would put them in breach of contract and incur severe penalties.
Sunday, February 3, 2019
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Step three: profit!
Building on the amazing foundation of blockchain, DrunCoin is a new cryptocurrency. The mining will be a side effect of solving puzzles using a dedicated touchscreen device on the table, a handheld device, or even a smartphone! Putting money in to cryptocurrency can't possibly blow up in your face, as long as you hodl hodl hodl.
Based on extensive research done with a Magic 8-ball, we estimate that the exchange rate will likely exceed US$1.21B to one DrunCoin within three years!
Based on extensive research done with a Magic 8-ball, we estimate that the exchange rate will likely exceed US$1.21B to one DrunCoin within three years!
Wednesday, January 30, 2019
A New Era
Ushering in a new era of entertainment, the DrunCoin project begins! Enhance your bar experience with blockchain, because blockchain fixes everything. Blockchain is the secret sauce that guarantees massive profits for whatever you happen to be doing.
Just look at the exciting responses we received when we went to a bar and told people about DrunCoin:
Just look at the exciting responses we received when we went to a bar and told people about DrunCoin:
"Dude, I'm trying to watch the game."
"Subscribe to your newsletter."
"GO CHIEFS!"
"Sir, if you aren't going to order anything I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
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