Thursday, January 31, 2019

Step three: profit!

Building on the amazing foundation of blockchain, DrunCoin is a new cryptocurrency. The mining will be a side effect of solving puzzles using a dedicated touchscreen device on the table, a handheld device, or even a smartphone! Putting money in to cryptocurrency can't possibly blow up in your face, as long as you hodl hodl hodl.

Based on extensive research done with a Magic 8-ball, we estimate that the exchange rate will likely exceed US$1.21B to one DrunCoin within three years!

Wednesday, January 30, 2019

A New Era

Ushering in a new era of entertainment, the DrunCoin project begins! Enhance your bar experience with blockchain, because blockchain fixes everything. Blockchain is the secret sauce that guarantees massive profits for whatever you happen to be doing.

Just look at the exciting responses we received when we went to a bar and told people about DrunCoin:

"Dude, I'm trying to watch the game."
"Subscribe to your newsletter."
"GO CHIEFS!"
"Sir, if you aren't going to order anything I'm going to have to ask you to leave."