Following the recent news that customers of QuadrigaCX had lost access to millions of dollars worth of cryptocurrency, DrunCoin has decided to assemble a plan to avoid a similar situation. Lengthy discussion led us to the conclusion that the most sensible approach was to begin work on a cure for death.
Because curing death is obviously a very complex project, we know it will not be complete overnight. Our more immediate solution is to require that leadership sign contracts committing to remain alive. Dying would put them in breach of contract and incur severe penalties.
